hi. i like cats. and i'm single. js.

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vickapark:

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flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida 

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jeenafilipina:

I can’t believe I high-fived him…

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funsizexd:

because of today’s weather, im just like…

funsizexd:

because of today’s weather, im just like…

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  • Question: best and work pickup line? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    best, i can’t tell you cause I’m savin’ that for a LADY I fancy.

    and worked? LAWL. Y I STILL SINGLE.

    but i drop one for you anon

    girl you can fall out of a tree, fall off a building.

    but the best way to fall. IS IN LOOOVE WITH MEEEEEEEE.

  • Question: i seriously doubt you've been rejected by EVERY girl - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    *most of the ones that i liked.

    y r u a girl and single and ready to mingle.

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Threeee hundreed poiiiintts~~~

Threeee hundreed poiiiintts~~~

  • Question: who did you get rejected by? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    every girl in the world.

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Haven’t had such a good convo on aim ever since my korean girlfriend left to the korea.

oh jesus.

sweet baby korean jesus.

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h-styles:

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nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

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amouremeline:

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

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